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Codes and Bugs Quotes

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  • “All code is guilty, until proven innocent.” – Anonymous
  • “First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.” – Anonymous
  • “A code that cannot be tested is flawed.” – Anonymous
  • “Good programmers write code for humans first and computers next.” – Anonymous
  • “Don’t fix it if it ain’t broke.” – Anonymous
  • “A bug in the hand is worth two in the box.” – Anonymous
  • “The only certainties in life are death, taxes and bugs in code.” – Anonymous
  • “Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software.” – Anonymous
  • “Blame doesn’t fix bugs.” – Anonymous
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Software Testers Quotes

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  • “Software testers do not make software; they only make them better.” – Anonymous
  • “The principle objective of software testing is to give confidence in the software.” – Anonymous
  • “Software testers always go to heaven; they’ve already had their fair share of hell.” – Anonymous
  • “f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n sftwr tstng.” – Anonymous

Software Testing Quotes

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  • “Software testing proves the existing of bugs not their absence.” – Anonymous
  • “Alpha is simply that you want somebody to share your pain!”  – Anonymous
  • “Just because you’ve counted all the trees doesn’t mean you have seen the forest.” – Anonymous
  • “More than the act of testing, the act of designing tests is one of the best bug preventers known. The thinking that must be done to create a useful test can discover and eliminate bugs before they are coded – indeed, test-design thinking can discover and eliminate bugs at every stage in the creation of software, from conception to specification, to design , coding and the rest.” – Boris Beizer
  • ” If you don’t like unit testing your product, most likely your customers won’t like to test it either.” – Anonymous

 

Quality Quotes

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A collection of Software Testing Quotes. Some are inspirational, some are outrageous and some are stark. Be stirred!

  • “Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of intelligent effort.” – John Ruskin
  • “Quality is free, but only to those who are willing to pay heavily for it.” – T. DeMarco and T. Lister
  • “Quality is the ally of schedule and cost, not their adversary. If we have to sacrifice quality to meet schedule, it’s because we are doing the job wrong from the very beginning.” – James A. Ward
  • “The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of meeting the schedule has been forgotten.” – Anonymous
  • “Software never was perfect and won’t get perfect. But is that a licence to create garbage? The missing ingredient is our reluctance to quantify quality.” – Boris Beizer
  • “A true professional does not waste the time and money of other people by handing over software that is not reasonably free of obvious bugs; that has not undergone minimal unit testing; that does not meet the specifications and requirements; that is gold-plated  with unnecessary features; or that looks like junk.” – Daniel Read
  • “It’s more about good enough than it is about right or wrong.” – James Bach